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TITLE: THE ITALIAN WHO WENT TO MALTA
TYPED: ZIPPO/INDEPENDENT
****TEXT MUST BE READ WITH AN ITALIAN ACCENT****
One day ima gonna Malta to bigga hotel. Ina morning I go down to eat
breakfast.I tella waitress I wanna two pissis toast. She brings me only
one piss. I tell her I want two piss. She says go to the toilet. I
say you no understand,I wanna to piss onna my plate. She say you better
no piss onna plate,you sonna ma bitch. I dont even know the lady and
she calls me sonna ma bitch.
Later I go to eat at the bigga resteraunt.The waitress brings me a knife
and spoon but no fock. I tella I wanna fock. She tells me everyone
wanna a fock. I tell her you no understand, I wanna fock on the table.
She says you better not fock on the table, you sonna ma bitch. So I go
back to my room inna hotel and there is no shits on my bed. I call the
manager and tell him I wanna shit. He tell me go to the toilet. I say
you no understand. I wanna shit on my bed. He say you better not shit
onna bed,you sonna ma bitch.
I go to the checkout and the man at the desk say "peace on you". I say
piss on you to,you sonna ma bitch,I gonna back to Italy.
end